Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Loser 101

No one actually decides to be a loser, that is something that is blessed by fate and beyond your control, there are many ways to be a loser. Some people are losers from the day they are born, they are gifted in a way to where they don’t quite fit in modern society, they are either made fun of by they way they look and/or just mentally wired different where they don’t mesh well with the people around them, this is called being a born loser. The next type of loser women seem to be really attracted too, the male versions of this loser, they are the ones who have trouble with society, some have even served jail time over there troubles, these types don’t amount to much, they usually attach themselves on the first person that shows any interest in them, and for the most part use that person, which for the purpose of this description we will say mark, the mark will end up supporting this type loser, at least until the mark realizes that he or she is a mark and gets rid of the loser, please note this type of loser is hard to get rid of, they will follow you around, and cause trouble for you, this type of loser is also usually involved with drugs and has a drug problem, this is called the popular loser because there are so many of them.
This next type of loser will take sometime to describe, called the yang loser, have you ever heard it said that God has his favorites, the type that no matter what they do they succeed, they can literally fall into a pile of crap and come up smelling like a rose, the yang loser is opposite of that, a yang loser is a true blessed by fate loser, this loser can pay all his and/or her bills on time and still get a late notice in the mail, they can by lottery tickets and never win a dime on them, they can lose their job over something they never did or knew about, they can have their car paid off and still get it repossessed, the yang loser. There are many types of losers in addition to the three types I have described.    

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